The Andy Milonakis Show Season 2 Episode 1 Recap  4/7/06

He’s back ya’ll!  Andy’s back with pizzazz (which is highly addictive and may cause premature aging) from Lady Von Dancing Well.  The show is as bizarre as before, with an extra bizarre cartoon called “The Lower East Side Monster Gang Squad Family” featuring Handsome Charlie, Eyemouth Susie, Vicious Critter, The Not So Human Stick, Acid Reflux Charlie, and Mini Dracula.  Andy also annoys random strangers on the street still, asking them to interview him this time, only to have them ask him a question and for him to hurl the table away and yell, “This interview is OVER!”  

Another scene in this episode involves the tragic death of a cookie.  Dr. Billy tried his best, but there was nothing he could do.  He lost too many crumbs.  

Another scene that was slightly tragic was when Ralphie went smart.  Fortunately, there was a happy ending to this one.  Andy found out that Ralphie had messed with his smart dial, and set it back to the smartness of the Ralphie we know and love, maybe a little lower.  And who said the Andy Milonakis Show isn’t educational?  Learn about the “SM” consonant blend with Andy and Muti in this episode.  

Andy also learns to use his grillz for the greater good, not just to bite through frying pans and applesauce.  Andy’s back with a brand new rap about stuff ya’ll.  Lyrics are included as a gift from me to you at the end of the article.  I give the best gifts, don’t I?  So basically it’s still impossible to watch the Andy Milonakis Show without laughing your head off and then retrieving your head so you can laugh it off next episode.

STUFF

A rap by Andy Milonakis

This is a rap about stuff ya’ll.

This is a rap about stuff ya’ll.

Stuff stuff stuff stuff I like stuff.

There’s hairy stuff, and there’s chairy stuff.

I like both of them cuz they’re stuff.

Stuffy stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff.

I like things that are stuff.

I like dolls yo cuz they’re stuff.

I like cookies yo cuz they’re stuff.

I like peanut butter cuz it’s stuff.

Don’t like basketballs cuz that ain’t stuff.

Don’t like paper cuz that ain’t stuff.

I like note pads cuz that is stuff.

I like wallets cuz that ain’t stuff.

Wait a minute I guess I don’t like stuff.

Cuz I said I like wallets and I said they ain’t stuff.

Oh no.

Oh no ya’ll.

Oh no oh no oh no ya’ll.

I guess I don’t know myself.

I’m scared.

PEACE DAWG!