Celebrity
Preview for 2008
12/31/07
THAT WAS THE YEAR THAT WAS - NOW WHAT ABOUT 2008?
New Bible Code findings pinpoint 2008 as the year of a catastrophic
earthquake and giant pole shift!
But, while such predictions pose a terrifying threat to mankind,
they're hardly going to rock the showbiz world, are they?
Only Lindsay Lohan neglecting to don underwear or Paris Hilton falling
to pieces in jail can do that.
And, frankly, a discussion about the devastating natural disasters we
potentially face is hardly an uplifting topic of conversation for a
post-work social engagement. A speculative forecast of major showbiz
events in 2008 is far more entertaining.
Celebrities are unpredictable souls, which makes guessing their future
antics so tricky. Who would have thought that the fresh-faced and virginal
Britney Spears
of the ...Baby One More Time video would be shaving her head in public,
trashing cars with umbrellas, entering rehab and losing custody of two
children in one 12-month period?
And who would have thought party pals Nicole
Richie, Paris
Hilton and Lindsay
Lohan would have all spent time behind bars in 2007?
And did anyone see Jennifer
Lopez and Christina
Aguilera getting pregnant? OK, perhaps that one wasn't much of a
stretch.
But another year of oddities, quirks and craziness has passed and
celebrities are as hard to predict as ever. That is unless you're
internationally renowned psychic Joe Power, who has summoned his powers to
come up with a list of showbiz events that WILL be happening in 2008.
So, if you fancy a flutter at the global bookmakers as 2008 gets
started, and you firmly believe psychics really are supernaturally
blessed, you may want to put your money where Power's mouth is!
Alternatively, for the skeptics who are searching for some definitive
answers on the spiritual world, keep a close eye on the following list of
paranormal predictions over the next 12 months - if they all come true, no
doubt next year you'll be rushing to the bookmakers in a bid to gain
financially from Power's insights.
At the very worst, this little list could help you score points on pals
when your second-hand predictions ring true.
WENN has hooked up with leading British bookmakers William Hill to
provide odds relating to his predictions.
Powers' first big prediction is not good news for the Spice Girls'
comeback tour.
Already rocked by rumors and setbacks, the reunited girls were forced
to recruit a new support act for the U.K. leg of their world tour after
Danish pop outfit Alphabeat refused to perform with them. And the girls
had to placate angry South Americans by denying rumors they had axed a
January (08) gig in Argentina. All this before Victoria Beckham and co
stepped onto the stage for the opening night of their world tour on 2
December (07) in Vancouver, Canada.
And now Power forecasts a far bigger problem for the five-piece - or
should that be four-piece! - before the tour wraps? Yes, he's predicting
another walk out following a massive row, which, let's face it, is hardly
a shocking call considering Geri Halliwell stormed out last time around
leaving her four band mates to tour America.
William Hill odds: 3/1 that one of the Spice Girls will quit before the
reunion tour ends.
Meanwhile, if your name is Terri Seymour and you're in a long-term
relationship with a certain Simon
Cowell, look away now! Power's next prediction will not fill you with
festive cheer or high hopes for the New Year.
According to the psychic, the music mogul's face will be splashed
across the tabloids in April (08). Why? Because this is the month a steamy
affair with a mystery woman will be exposed. Despite his sickeningly full
bank accounts and suave charm, the American
Idol judge has remained faithful to his long-term love Seymour, thus
far.
So, who could be the woman who turns his head and unbuttons his high
trousers?
Well, Kylie
Minogue may have offered a clue recently when commenting on Cowell's
alleged attraction to his fellow judge - her sister - on British talent
show The X Factor:
"Why wouldn't Simon fancy Dannii? If I'm not mistaken there is
definitely a little fizzle there."
Evidently, the gamblers among us have little faith in his faithfulness
- William Hill are offering even odds on Simon Cowell having an affair.
The past few years in Whitney Houston's life have gone from bad to
worse to downright atrocious. Abusive relationships, drug addiction,
divorce and anorexia have been just some of the truths and rumors that
have helped turn her career into a celebrity car crash.
This year (07) alone she battled ex-husband Bobby Brown for custody of
their 14-year-old daughter Bobbi and launched a desperate pop comeback
after years of ridicule - remember those "Crack is whack!"
comments?
Perhaps, most embarrassingly, was the day she suffered the humiliation
of a New Jersey, America storage facility auctioning off a horde of her
personal possessions to raise the money she owed them.
But here's the good news - Power is certain 2008 will signal a change
of fortune in Houston's life. He says, "Whitney Houston is to have a
year of peace and reconciliation. June and July will be bumpy months, but
there will be many TV appearances and concerts toward the end of the
year."
And William Hill are offering 10/1 odds that Whitney will score a
number one single in the U.K.
Moving to 'celebrity' politics, the Spice Girls' girl power slogan will
rub off on America in a big way in 2008 - Power predicts Hillary Clinton
will become the first female President.
William Hill odds: 2/5.
Talking of power players, Victoria and David
Beckham are set to turn their backs on Los Angeles a year after making
a new home in the sun, according to Power.
He's convinced the British power couple will head home when soccer star
David gives up on his new soccer squad, the Los Angeles Galaxy.
He says, "Victoria and David Beckham will have a bust up over L.A.
Galaxy football club in 2008, sparking new talk of them coming back to
England."
David rushed back to England following his father Ted's near-fatal
heart attack in October (07). Could Papa Beckham's ailing health give
cause for them to pack their bags? Also, it's indisputable that the
Beckham brand is entirely dependent on the couple's coverage in newspapers
and magazines. If interest in them across the Atlantic wanes, will they
return home in a bid to recapture the limelight?
After all, Victoria has begrudgingly admitted that the cameras of the
U.S. paparazzi are far more frequently focused on the antics of such stars
as Britney Spears.
She said recently, "They kind of figured out that actually we're
quite boring and Britney's far more interesting, and so they go to her
house. We're a bit boring for them I think."
William Hill odds: 6/1 that David will quit L.A. Galaxy; 4/1 that
Victoria will return home with their kids Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz.
Fresh from her victorious battle with breast cancer, Kylie Minogue was
primed for a return to the dizzying heights of pop superstardom as 2007
rolled in.
However, it wasn't long before the trials and tribulations of her
personal life caused more heartache for the diminutive Spinning Around
beauty.
In February (07), her romance with French actor Olivier Martinez came
to an abrupt end over his alleged infidelity. For years, Minogue has been
openly honest about her desire to have children, but her split with
Martinez put those ambitions on hold once again.
Later on in the year, she hinted that her priorities in life had
changed when she lambasted her "nightmare" existence as a pop
star: "There are definitely days when I really just wanna run away
and live a different life because this one's been so intense, since I was
a teenager." But without a partner, starting a family could prove a
tricky task.
Not so, for Power has the missing piece of the puzzle - in 2008, he
says, Minogue "will adopt a baby girl".
William Hill odds: 8/1.
Meanwhile, Arnold Schwarzenegger's tenure as California Governor hasn't
exactly been devoid of controversy. As recently as October (07), the
Terminator star caused uproar when he announced marijuana was "not a
drug".
The former Hollywood tough-guy has acknowledged using marijuana in the
1970s - when he was a bodybuilding superstars - and he was shown smoking a
joint in the 1977 documentary Pumping Iron.
His comments greatly conflicted with the fact that marijuana is illegal
in California, apart from in certain medical cases.
Could the 60-year-old be poised for a political catastrophe? Power and
his out-of-body informants certainly think so. He says/they say,
"Arnold Schwarzenegger will have a setback in a political
campaign."
If you fancied taking this prediction a step further, William Hill are
offering odds of 8/1 that Arnie will resign as Governor of California in
2008.
Those who are reluctant to believe in Power's power may prefer to opt
instead for the insights of Marilyn Monroe's one-time spiritual
confidante, Kenny Kingston. The Los Angeles-based psychic entered into a
spell of quiet meditation to come up with the following predictions:
Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony's marriage is set to take a few hard
knocks in 2008 as the couple copes with parenthood.
After Lopez tried to hide her baby bump behind flowing Roberto Cavalli
stage gowns on the couple's recent tour, she went public with her happy
news in October (07).
But the baby happiness will be short lived as far as Kenny Kingston is
concerned.
He says, "Overwork and medical problems could cause a split. It
need not be permanent if they meditate over it."
William Hill odds: 5/1 that Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony will
separate.
Talking of babies, Celine
Dion could already be pregnant with her second child, according to
Kingston and his spirit guides - he predicts the Canadian singer will
welcome a baby in 2008.
Dion has revealed she's desperate to have more children with husband
Rene Angelil, after struggling to conceive "miracle" son
Rene-Charles, who was born in 2001.
The singer underwent grueling fertility treatment to become a
first-time mum - and now she's ready to go through the process again,
revealing, "l'd love to have another child. It's a miracle child that
we have. I thought at one point I was not going to be able to have a
child. But I'm not going to be greedy. I hope we'll be blessed
again."
Kingston feels sure the couple will be blessed: "They could
welcome a baby in 2008."
William Hill will pay out at odds of 3/1 if Celine Dion conceives after
the turn of the year.
Another celebrity mum, Gwyneth
Paltrow, is set to land the biggest film role next year - in a major
movie about Princess Diana.
Kenny Kingston insists the late royal herself wants Gwyneth to play her
- because she's one of the only stars with the grace to carry the role
off.
He says, "Diana wants Gwyneth to play her but someone if failing
to tell Gwyneth."
So, will Gwyneth land the role of Diana in 2008 - the spirits think so!
William Hill aren't as convinced though - they are offering odds of
10/1 that the actress stars as tragic Diana in 2008.
And what of gorgeous Halle Berry? Look for her to become a Broadway mum
after giving birth to her first baby.
Kenny's spirits want the sexy actress to star in playwright Tennessee
Williams' classic A Streetcar Named Desire - and they usually get their
way - so look for Berry to be Broadway bound in 2008. Will she win an
Emmy?
Kingston says, "Halle
Berry should consider doing a Broadway play and it should be Tennessee
Williams' A Streetcar Named Desire. The late Tennessee Williams himself
has told me he wants Taye Diggs to play her co-star. I see a Tony Award to
go with Halle's Oscar - and Halle will become the toast of London when she
takes the play to London."
William Hill odds: 10/1 that Halle Berry will star in a Broadway
production.
Of course, hardcore gamblers believe they too possess special
predictive powers - that's why they're willing to part with cash on the
outcome of an event that hasn't yet happened. So here are a few more odd
William Hill celebrity odds that may take the fancy of the gambler within
you:
6/1 Britney Spears gets married.
1000/1 Britney Spears quits showbiz and becomes a nun for at least a
year.
500/1 David Beckham wins an Oscar. 8/1 Robbie Williams rejoins Take
That.
8/1 Michael Jackson gets married.
1/2 Brad Pitt
and Angelina
Jolie adopt more children.
16/1 Brad Pitt reunites with Jennifer
Aniston.
2/1 Courteney Cox and David Arquette split.
3/1 Victoria Beckham gets pregnant.
33/1 Hayden
Panettiere sex tape appears on front page of a British Sunday
newspaper.
50/1 Justin
Timberlake marries Cameron
Diaz.