Eva Longoria is giggling about a rumored sex tape scandal - because she
and new husband Tony Parker are too "square" to film their
lovemaking.
The Desperate
Housewives star insists British tabloids, which broke the story
overnight, have missed the joke in a spoof sex tape she filmed with
comedian Perry Hilton for website FunnyOrDie.com.
The chuckling actress insists she and her husband have never filmed
themselves in the bedroom.
She says, "Everybody was calling me (when the story broke) going,
'Oh my God...'
"We never made a tape... We're very square, boring people."
But Longoria loves the online spoof film, in which she pokes fun at her
hit TV show while bouncing around on a bed in her lingerie.
She says, "It's like the non-sex video because we don't have
sex... It's so funny... Tony thought it was so freakin' hilarious... But
it's a skit."