Hollywood star Russell Crowe is convinced his infant son will grow up to
be an actor, after the three-year-old brought a recent press junket to a
halt by telling jokes and performing magic tricks.
Crowe was promoting American Gangster with co-star Denzel Washington
when young Charlie decided to commandeer the microphone.
And the Australian tough guy found himself unable to stop his mini-me
from taking centre stage.
He says, "I was doing a press conference... and I had Charlie with
me. He wanted to come in with me to... the radio press conference, so I
thought, 'That'll be all right. I'll just bring him in there, and sit him
on my knee.'
"There's four microphones in there, two facing Denzel and two
facing me. I've got Charlie on my lap and the very first thing he does is
lean over and twist one of the microphones over to him. So I twisted it
back and he gave me a look like, 'Buddy!' So he twists it back and I said,
'Look, we've talked about this.
You can't be noisy and stuff, it's an interview.'
"He says, 'Daddy, I would like to tell a joke.' And then he
proceeded, in front of these 30 journalists, to tell his favorite joke at
the moment, which
is: 'How do you stop a baby from crawling? You pull off its arms and
legs.'
"He went through a couple more jokes and stuff and I said, 'We've
actually got to get on with the interview, so why don't you just sit there
quietly.' And he's a very honest kid and he said, 'Dad, I would rather do
my tricks and make lots of noise.' (I said), 'OK, You go in the corridor
for a minute then.'"